prettynotweak | 3 weeks in a flash

I'll be home on Thursday.

Noted.

Shall we see what happens if I stop?

Dearest Seiichi, you are such a tease.

Am I?

You would harm yourself for me? I am beyond touched.

Keigo, my sun and stars, I would do anything for you.

However, like when you left the country, you have no sticking power.

The bottle will go under the wheels of the plane tomorrow morning.

And a fresh one will doubtless be by your bedside upon your return.

It will take him a few days to notice.

This thread is not locked. The gorilla can read, can he not?

He often selects not to read our conversations.

Dear me, is there jealousy in your home? You have no idea how much that entertains me.

It does not take much to entertain a peacock.

Merely the corruption of those less attractive.

Are my feathers not pretty enough Keigo?

They are soiled through lack of use.

And what is their appropriate use?

In something that involves more of a challenge than a besotted gorilla.

Luckily, I'm not attempting to seduce the animal that ate your phone.