prettynotweak | 3 weeks in a flash

I'll be home on Thursday.

Dear me, is there jealousy in your home? You have no idea how much that entertains me.

It does not take much to entertain a peacock.

Merely the corruption of those less attractive.

Are my feathers not pretty enough Keigo?

They are soiled through lack of use.

And what is their appropriate use?

In something that involves more of a challenge than a besotted gorilla.

Luckily, I'm not attempting to seduce the animal that ate your phone.